1. 18:47 28th Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive

    tastefullyoffensive:

[autumnx]
     
  2. 17:28

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    Reblogged from fluffpocalypse

    meaganfanart:

    broccoleafveins:

    See the full footage here: Winston (kitty) takes care of Zeke (puppy) 

     
    "Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him"

    A cats purr vibrates at a frequency that promotes bone health and aids in healing. So the kitty is probably trying to purr him better.

     
  3. 17:26

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    Reblogged from daft-punks

    shingeki-no-mass-effect:

    dajo42:

    realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

    it would be some kind of baby monster

    i would have to look after it

    The true horror: responsibility

     
  4. 17:25

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    Reblogged from robinade

    srfelicidad:

    Asexuality by Tiny Dinosaur :)!

     
  5. 17:24

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    Reblogged from lazyscience

    lazyscience:

    queenmerbabe:

    helltothenaw:

    paainfully:

    I love the earthy colors in this outfit, but I didn’t really have anywhere to wear it so pictures will do.
    Also the manager of the local sushi place was so impressed with my shitty japanese that he gave me his number, that made my day lol.

    image

    My reaction and I didn’t even see the gif

    if i could pull off that outfit I would wear it to the damn supermarket. 

     
  6. 17:23

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    Reblogged from lazyscience

    image: Download

    kellysue:

oncomics:

mattfractionblog:

kelly sue celebrates passover the #teamhawkguy way

Hate to say it, but she’s no Kate Bishop.

Don’t you sass me, child. 
I’m a 42 year old mother of 2. Yesterday, I *slept in* until 4:30am, got my babies up and fed, planned an Easter brunch menu, finished a batch of rewrites, worked all day writing more comics than you, managed to sneak in 30 minutes on the treadmill and a quick shower before grabbing my hilarious and brilliant husband, two amazing children and double-batch potluck dish and heading to a seder at the home of two of our best friends, where I *rocked* playing with my daughter and her new bow & arrow out on the porch.  
Kate Bishop is great. I love Kate. But she’s a fiction, sweetheart, and she’s no fucking me. 

    kellysue:

    oncomics:

    mattfractionblog:

    kelly sue celebrates passover the #teamhawkguy way

    Hate to say it, but she’s no Kate Bishop.

    Don’t you sass me, child. 

    I’m a 42 year old mother of 2. Yesterday, I *slept in* until 4:30am, got my babies up and fed, planned an Easter brunch menu, finished a batch of rewrites, worked all day writing more comics than you, managed to sneak in 30 minutes on the treadmill and a quick shower before grabbing my hilarious and brilliant husband, two amazing children and double-batch potluck dish and heading to a seder at the home of two of our best friends, where I *rocked* playing with my daughter and her new bow & arrow out on the porch.  

    Kate Bishop is great. I love Kate. But she’s a fiction, sweetheart, and she’s no fucking me. 

     
  7. 17:21

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    Reblogged from hungrylikethewolfie

    natawhat:

    cornerof5thandvermouth:

    babygoatsandfriends:

    Koalas having an argument.

    if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance

    they sound like fuzzy bike horns

     
  8. 17:16

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    Reblogged from lazyscience

    So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made this status today…

    the-enochian-starchild-earendil:

    fuckingmultiverse:

    letsgivethesekidsashow:

    honeychildplease:

    image

    I’m quite pleased with this.

    Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.

    WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT

    I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT

    I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY

    THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”

    I reblogged this so fast guys

     
  9. 09:46

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    Reblogged from hungrylikethewolfie

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    hungrylikethewolfie:

doodlesanddiscord:

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

1. I would give truly astounding amounts of money for a story about Shakespeare in the modern age as like, the head writer for a popular TV show (as that’s pretty much the closest equivalent to what he was) who’s constantly getting in trouble over his raunchy social media accounts.
2. “Exit, pursued by a doge” is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen, and I’ve been laughing for like the last ten minutes.

    hungrylikethewolfie:

    doodlesanddiscord:

    thommquackenbush:

    jennlyons:

    jadelyn:

    Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

    Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

    He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

    Exit, pursued by a doge.

    much run wow 

    I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

    1. I would give truly astounding amounts of money for a story about Shakespeare in the modern age as like, the head writer for a popular TV show (as that’s pretty much the closest equivalent to what he was) who’s constantly getting in trouble over his raunchy social media accounts.

    2. “Exit, pursued by a doge” is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen, and I’ve been laughing for like the last ten minutes.

     
  10. 08:16

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    Reblogged from twistedingenue

    another-concrete-r0se:

    themindsetofimperfection:

    afrogirlwonder:

    Relevant

    I’ve been waiting for someone to make this a gif

    damn near 30 years ago and still relevant

    (Source: matildaswormwood)