Irascible Volatility: Archive

I find getting horny at the beginning of a super busy and serious day and not being able to fix it does not make me super horny, it just makes me angry.

Jul 31, 2012

28: How much fapping is too much fapping:

When it isn’t fun anymore, it’s too much

Jul 31, 2012

cecistar asked you: 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:

Under the cut

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Kinky Questions, go go go go

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?

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thundergoddess:

how i feel about all of my otps

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owbrien:

yes mr davis could you please write me into the show i don’t need more than four seconds of screen time

just enough to give derek hale a fucking hug

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Saw a guy at Kroger, twice while we were there, who looks like the guy who once called me a damsel in distress and tried to rescue me. I just smiled when we made eye contact, because it hadn’t occurred to me that the friendly employee smiling at me might be someone who knew me.

When we got outside the store, I was like:

And now I’m like

That’s MY Kroger. I shop there. Please don’t let it be him T__T

Jul 31, 2012

Jul 30, 2012

Loud noises from downstairs

Either the drug dealer and his killer dog and hyena girlfriend moved out…or their doing some home remodeling to fit the bodies in the walls or something.

They can shut up any time now.

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Since i don't get asks

I’ll fill this out Myspace Survey style

Jul 29, 2012

h0rmonecasserole:

Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay

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Offloading some feels

Probably pretty icky. I’m just typing as I go

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Last night

around 10 pm, I had a headache to end all headaches. So, I went to bed with these words to the Husband, “I don’t know if I’m going to sleep 4 or 14 hours. I’m not getting up till this headache is gone.”

14.5 hours later, I crawled out of bed and into the shower.

All of the sleep, I had it.

Jul 29, 2012

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Did i mention that along with whales and nursing homes, hospitals are like my biggest fear. FFFFFFFFfffffff. But it’s mah mahm.

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Mahm is out, but her eyes keep fluttering open. Zombie fears rising.

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They gave her two heated blankets and she became a much nicer person. She was even nice to the radiology tech that took her.

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I wonder if the er docs would freak if i came running in with blankets for mahm. >_>

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Jul 28, 2012

32$ and free two day shipping?!

Jul 28, 2012

Just found dream shoes on sale

37$ and free shipping.

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They should just start making up fake countries to see if anybody is even paying attention.

simplydalektable:

emmiandthefireflies:

“And here’s Narnia, followed by Gallifrey”…

“And bringing up the rear is Asgard, full of glorious purpose”

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We left the apartment today. Took a friend to get his car at the shop. Which said it was on the river and we were like, no, that’s a river. But it is, in fact, like right on the river. And behind a pool shop. And looks shady as fuck.

Then we got out of the car and walked a few feet at a trail, went back to the car, rode to the pet store, went in for less than 5 minutes because Husband is allergic to something in pet stores (We know it’s rabbit related, but not sure if it’s rabbits or their bedding or their hay or what). Then we went by kmart where everyone was creepy and the only pair of yoga shorts they had were XS so I was like fuck that noise and we left and came home.

It’s so fucking hot and humid outside. I had to peal out of my clothing and lay on the bed waiting to feel like a human instead of an overcooked meal. UGH.

Staying inside forever. Or at least till it’s not humid as fuck.

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