do she got
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I have many names, but my favorite is Jalene.
25. Female. Tennessee. University student. Sociology, English, Anthropology, Geography.
Married. Two cats and a newt named HouseWilson.
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(Source: leonardmcoy)
if you ever feel sad, just remember that the first ever cloned cat in existence
was named copycat
they saw the opportunity and they took it
Imagine a tiny version of your favorite character riding in your pocket and on your shoulder and making comments to you as you go about your day
With Father’s day fast approaching, I would like to send a shout out to the people typically ignored on days like this:
- To the people with abusive fathers
- To the people absentee fathers
- To the people who don’t know their fathers
- To the people who cut their fathers…
but how exactly hot is hot as balls?
we need proof
who here has balls and a thermometer
I have both balls and a thermometer and I can say that my balls are right at 94 Fahrenheit
you have done science a great favor son
it was legitimately hot as balls yesterday ok
I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working